FRONT DESK 1st VIOLINS:
FRONT DESK 2nd VIOLINS:
(another solo?! you shouldn’t have…)
I lost it at double-basses but TROMBONES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I lost it at timpani.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
*Rapidly tries to make hair look decent*
but then they were all “no your hair looks fine” and they laughed
and then after a long somewhat awkward amount of silence they were just like
"i like your pajamas"
The Holidays have come again, so you know what that means! Time for a Giveaway!!! Here are the rules:
- must be following me
- reblogs only, likes don’t count
- maximum of ten entries (reblogs) per blog—any more will not count
- no contest blogs
- ships anywhere in the world!
- contest ends on December 25th, 9pm EST
- winner will be chosen by random number generator
- winner’s ask box must be open; must respond within 24 hours
- winners will be publicly announced once they are contacted
- one grand prize winner for now, runner up prizes may be added!
Have fun, and happy holidays!
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!